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There are a lot of cool stuff in the world that I would really like to have. Unfortunately, I don’t have the financial independence to buy it without running the idea by my parents. Also, I’m a cheap Asian. I prefer not to spend money on things I could get by without. But here’s stuff I like with a brief description of why I want it. I’ll update as I go along.

iPod Touch 16GB: There’s not much to explain here. The iPod touch is a pretty unique piece of technology. As much as I hate Apple (and especially their typically smug bandanna-wearing metrosexual users), the iPod touch is an awesome piece of technology. You can play games, listen to music, and browse the internet with this mofo. Super cool!

Beer drinking hat: It’s a hat designed for drinking beverages! I wouldn’t have to worry about holding stuff anymore with this hat. The hat holds my beverage, and it’s convenient and easy to use. I’m not sure why this idea didn’t take off.

I’m with stupid shirt: “I’m with stupid”: Possibly one of the greatest things ever written on a shirt. It’s pure genius. If I get into and go to MIT, guess what I’ll be wearing.

Nunchaku (nunchucks): If you’ve ever been alive, you know what these badass mofos are. If I get these, then I can train my kung fu skills and defend against my aggressors. Badass.